You really coming over, don't trick.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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