and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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