Small penises have feelings too.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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