There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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