they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
do nipples grow back?
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