In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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