Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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