we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My liver just had a heart attack.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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