Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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