and you said cock pushups were impossible
handjob tips. give me some.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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