Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I bet he comes in French.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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