Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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