his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
did you just send me my own nude
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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