Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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