what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
So. Much. Porn.
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