So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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