Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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