There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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