Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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