My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I think I sprained my soul last night
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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