love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
