look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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