did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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