The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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