angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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