he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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