The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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