Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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