I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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