Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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