Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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