Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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