so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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