Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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