there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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