I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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