she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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