Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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