He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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