Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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