Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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