dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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