Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
