I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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