i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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