I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
This is classic penis vs brain.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i believe in u and ur pee
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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