my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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