We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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