I could make wine with my vomit
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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