I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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