ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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