hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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