STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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