She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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